Caiti and Brandon’s wedding invitation

A sealed envelope. Press the wax seal to open the wedding website.

The wedding of

CAITI + BRANDON

We’re doing the thing.

Date 21 October 2027.

Where The Hills of Rivermakers.

Vibe Immaculate.

come see what we’ve gotten ourselves into ↓

Well, this escalated.

Apparently we’re
getting married.

We found our person, so naturally the next step is to gather everyone we love, get dressed up, eat something excellent and make a wildly unnecessary amount of noise about it.

Thursday, 21 October 2027 · The Hills of Rivermakers, Morningside.

See the useful bits

ENGAGEMENT PHOTO GOES HERE

preferably one where we look expensive

Yeah. We’re pretty happy about it.

One date. Zero excuses.

Save the date.

Thursday

The Hills of Rivermakers
Morningside, Brisbane

We’ve finally committed to a date. Very brave of us.

Clear the calendar, cancel anything suspiciously responsible and keep Thursday, 21 October 2027 free. Exact timing will arrive once we’ve finished arguing with spreadsheets.

Add to calendar
Google Calendar Outlook online

Your calendar still makes you press Add. Apparently even dates require consent.

Until we do the thing

The countdown is on.

Thursday, 21 October 2027 · Brisbane time

The useful bits

Important shit.

01

The Venue

The Hills of Rivermakers
Engineers Hut + Lawn
Morningside, Brisbane

Have a stickybeak → 02

Getting There

Directions, parking, transport and two nearby places to stay.

Plan your escape → 03

FAQ

Dress code, kids, photos, plus-ones and everything else you were about to text us.

Read the answers →

Previously, on us

How we got here.

01

We Met

Like all great modern love stories, this one started on Hinge. Except before they were known to each other as Caiti and Brandon, they were Sleeptoken Girl and Sleeptoken Boy.

02

First Date

Sushi train. Caiti was impressed by the amount of sushi Brandon could put away. Brandon was impressed by the amount of sushi Caiti could put away.

03

Things Escalated

No “will you be my girlfriend?” or “you want to take this to the next level?” Just “you know you’re mine, right?” Short, sweet, to the point. Much like these descriptions.

05

Now They’re Here

It’s been about a month. Caiti’s been talked down from about three panic attacks. Brandon’s come up with three totally amazing ideas that have already been shot down. More to come.

Our favourite people

Meet the enablers.

Ten excellent people entrusted with keeping us upright, vaguely organised and pointed toward the ceremony.

Caiti’s people

Maid of Honour

Ash

Pros

  • Makes a mean brownie and provides a constant supply to the happy couple.
  • Successfully wrangles Girl Guides, which will be handy experience for MoH.
  • Becomes an absolute banter queen after a couple of wines.

Cons

  • The banter queen’s primary focus after a couple of wines is ragging on Brandon.
  • Will say “I’m on my way” while still getting ready.
  • Encouraged Caiti to make a penis replica as a ring stand when Caiti was in her DIY ring stand era.

Caiti’s Party

Jordan

Pros

  • Has put up with Caiti for 14 years and been there every step of the way.
  • Provided much-needed assistance with the planning of the engagement.
  • Obsessed with Britney Spears.

Cons

  • Puts an ungodly amount of hot sauce on an ungodly amount of foods.
  • Has the uncanny ability to take a shower at the same time as Brandon and steals the hot water.
  • Asks “whose turn is it?” every time it’s his turn in a board/card game.

Caiti’s Party

Steph

Pros

  • Brings excellent savoury concoctions to every party.
  • Loves a yap sesh.
  • Understands the woes of owning a German Shepherd.

Cons

  • Comes with Nic. No exchanges, refunds or substitutions available.
  • Works weekends.
  • Did we mention Nic?

Caiti’s Party

Teagan

Pros

  • Makes Caiti’s work day tolerable when she’s in office.
  • Has a mutual love of margs.
  • Handles Caiti’s work and personal menty b’s like a pro.

Cons

  • Spends surprisingly little time with Caiti outside of work.
  • Lives on the Northside.
  • Books annual leave without consulting Caiti first.

Caiti’s Party

Kayla

Pros

  • Has the same unhealthy obsession with fictional characters as Caiti.
  • Immediately vibed with and embraced Caiti as part of the family.
  • Loves animals.

Cons

  • Has the same unhealthy obsession with fictional characters as Caiti.
  • Takes too long to get to reading the book recommendations Caiti gives her.
  • The state of her car.

Brandon’s people

Best Man

Lachlan

Pros

  • Loyalty measured in industrial quantities.
  • Will show up when it genuinely fucking matters.
  • Gets along suspiciously well with Caiti.

Cons

  • Cannot be trusted with an oil bottle near an open flame.
  • Putting him and Brandon together significantly lowers collective decision-making ability.
  • Has extremely strong opinions about which cutlery is acceptable.

Groom’s Party

Nic

Pros

  • Fiercely loyal.
  • Has been putting up with Brandon for nearly 14 years.
  • If one of his people has a problem, he’ll actually do something about it.

Cons

  • The Lebanese accent can appear without warning.
  • “We’re getting another car” is apparently a statement, not a question.
  • Has learned the hard way not to ask questions he isn’t prepared to have answered.

Groom’s Party

Jamie

Pros

  • Possibly the sweetest human being disguised as one of Brandon’s idiot mates.
  • Kind, gentle and genuinely gives a shit about his people.
  • Has been there for both some of Brandon’s lowest lows and highest highs.

Cons

  • Has demonstrated questionable understanding of tyre temperature.
  • Owns a Patrol yet has still required rescue from Glass House Mountains.
  • Allowing him and Brandon near vehicles together has historically produced mixed results.

Groom’s Party

Donny

Pros

  • The closest thing this group has to a responsible adult.
  • Requires absolutely no activity whatsoever to be good company.
  • Has had a front-row seat to Caiti and Brandon’s relationship from near the beginning.

Cons

  • Contactability drops to approximately 0% during a CoD scrim.
  • Requires approximately four hours to boot after an early start.
  • “Most stable member of Brandon’s wedding party” is an achievement with an extremely low bar.

Groom’s Party

Justine

Pros

  • Elite-tier D&M capabilities.
  • Excellent taste in music.
  • Has been there through some genuinely shit chapters and much better ones.

Cons

  • Historical relationship between alcohol and decision-making is concerning.
  • Some experiments produced extremely conclusive results.
  • Friendship with Caiti has not yet been adequately tested under sober laboratory conditions.

A future public-safety issue

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the dance floor.

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Wedding Patch Notes

v0.4.3 — Special delivery.

Next release: v0.5 — More useful guest information.
Coming soon. We are alarmingly early.