Getting There
Accommodation, transport, parking and the information required to prevent accidental stranding.
The wedding of
We’re doing the thing.
Well, this escalated.
We found our person, so naturally the next step is to gather everyone we love, get dressed up, eat something excellent and make a wildly unnecessary amount of noise about it.
Thursday, 21 October 2027 · The Hills of Rivermakers, Morningside.
See the useful bitsENGAGEMENT PHOTO GOES HERE
preferably one where we look expensiveYeah. We’re pretty happy about it.
One date. Zero excuses.
Thursday
The Hills of Rivermakers
Morningside, Brisbane
We’ve finally committed to a date. Very brave of us.
Clear the calendar, cancel anything suspiciously responsible and keep Thursday, 21 October 2027 free. Exact timing will arrive once we’ve finished arguing with spreadsheets.
Your calendar still makes you press Add. Apparently even dates require consent.
The useful bits
The Hills of Rivermakers
Engineers Hut + Lawn
Morningside, Brisbane
Accommodation, transport, parking and the information required to prevent accidental stranding.
Kids? Plus-ones? Dress code? Outdoor shoes? Questions we’ll absolutely be asked anyway.
Previously, on us
Like all great modern love stories, this one started on Hinge. Except before they were known to each other as Caiti and Brandon, they were Sleeptoken Girl and Sleeptoken Boy.
Sushi train. Caiti was impressed by the amount of sushi Brandon could put away. Brandon was also impressed by the amount of sushi Caiti could put away.
No “will you be my girlfriend?” or “you want to take this to the next level?” Just “you know you’re mine, right?” Short, sweet, to the point. Much like these descriptions.
Yes, you heard that right. Caiti called Brandon a fuck bag.
It’s been about a month. Caiti’s been talked down from about three panic attacks. Brandon’s come up with three totally amazing ideas that have already been shot down. More to come.
Our favourite people
Ten excellent people entrusted with keeping us upright, vaguely organised and pointed toward the ceremony.
Maid of Honour
One of Caiti’s chosen people and officially enlisted for happy tears, calm interventions and an excellent dance floor.
Caiti’s Party
Standing beside Caiti for the important part and expected to contribute enthusiastically to the less sensible part.
Caiti’s Party
A trusted accomplice for the planning, the celebrating and everything that happens between “I do” and last drinks.
Caiti’s Party
Part of Caiti’s inner circle and therefore uniquely qualified to help make the day feel completely like her.
Caiti’s Party
On hand for moral support, immaculate vibes and any emergency best solved with a laugh and a glass in hand.
Best Man
The trusted voice of reason—and the one person officially permitted to tell Brandon when an idea needs work.
Groom’s Party
Bucks-party mastermind. He has final say; Brandon’s role is simply to arrive with absolutely no idea what’s coming.
Groom’s Party
Trusted enough to stand beside us. His official biography remains pending the submission of legally publishable material.
Groom’s Party
Already in the group chat, already implicated and now publicly listed as part of the reason this wedding will be memorable.
Groom’s Party
One of Brandon’s chosen few and further proof that the best people for the job rarely fit neatly into tradition.
A future public-safety issue
Find the exact track on Spotify and send it straight to our wedding playlist.
Choose carefully. We’ll know exactly who requested it.
Your name and chosen song are saved privately so we can keep track of requests.
Open our wedding playlist on Spotify ↗Steady on
Not yet, you animals.
Invitations haven’t even gone out.
RSVP system activates once invitations are out and Future Caiti + Brandon are ready for the admin.